5 months ago I adopted the sweetest kitty in all the world. I know it’s annoying, but I want to talk about her all the time. Her name is Swell. She is swell!! I want to put her up on my blog because I’m so broke and I want her to get discovered and cast in movies and stuff. (joke) I’ve been training her to kick-box and dance around her scratching post. (not a joke)
I got Swell on August 17th, 2025. This was the first picture of her that I took. I love her little dumb green eyes and her one white paw like Michael Jackson. Someone told me she should’ve been named Billie Jean but I think that’s crazy because she doesn’t even know what that means.
She immediately started scratching at my $25 goodwill chair. It had no meaning before she did. Now it’s Swell’s chair.
jaydawg for scale. in our first month together my friends would ask to come over just to watch her jump around and sit on their shoulders.
by september she was the size of a shoe.
then in october we carved pumpkins and she kept jumping on the table and got pumpkin guts all over herself
as she grew she still insisted on waking me up this way ꨄ︎
when i took her to the vet in december they called her the cutest cat they’ve ever seen… I know that’s fucking right..
my swelly button forever ꨄ︎
omg.. it's a... BLOG!!! 
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